Everything's a Mimic

The treasure chest is a mimic. The table is a mimic. The pencil, the paper, this website. Even the dice. Even you, yes, you reading this. How do you know you're not a mimic? You don't, do you. Yeah, that is the fear we all need to face. What if we're just mimics in a big old dungeon, just waiting to eat a passing adventurer. 

This is a full-zip hooded sweater, not a mimic. I cannot stress enough how this hoodie is absolutely not a mimic. It's a totally normal, high-quality hoodie with a hand screenprinted design.

*This is a pre-sale product and is shipping at the end of May

**We're not responsible if this sweater turns out to in fact be a mimic. 

***But we're like 99% sure it's not a mimic.